Juz for laugh..

Dato Seri Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post as
the longest MIC President ever, after leading the party for almost 31
years. The Malaysian Insider has its story, here . Frankly, I will miss
him very much especially for all the funny quotes he made all these
years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional
Conference, "We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color...
sometimes a bit too much color". Therefore, as a token of appreciation,
I just wanna share some of the more famous quotes ever made by the one
and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la
besar"

3. Samy said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one
pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And
Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll
saya punyer bapah punya kah!"

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been
"saudara-saudari")

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press
conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka
kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded,
"Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu
tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"